Sunshine and Sarcasm

infernal-dinosaur:

dewey-desu-system:

babygladiatorstudentviemarfefur1:

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Across the bar we did see you, your vibe we dig mmmmm

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agentromanoffsir:

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

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officialbabayaga:

officialbabayaga:

toured mark twain’s house today and it was really cool and fun and i think we should keep painting geometric designs with metallic paint on walls to reflect more light

i’m also completely obsessed with the metallic gold Candace Wheeler bee wallpaper that was in one of the rooms. the bees & leaves were on the walls and the webs were on the ceiling

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bourneblack:

i’d rather have rainbow capitalism then living in constant fear of discovery. the woman in the pride flag disney t-shirt might be missing the nuance, but at least i know i can be myself. a street full of rainbow flags makes me more comfortable holding a mans hand. look. corporations aren’t your friend. they will sell to whoever will buy. but kids seeing gay everything every year is only ever a good thing, and a massive improvement in history

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worlddominationofcourse:

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garbage-empress:

balaclava-trismegistus:

If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me out

This is like the best admission I’ve ever heard that prison sentences are about fucked up torture rather than keeping dangerous people out of society.

There’s literally an entire Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode about how effed up this concept is.

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dogposts:

my dog was sleeping backstage and wandered out during the encore to sing with the band (via)

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imsobadatnicknames2:

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phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Babygirl I go through spoons faster than you can even imagine

Everyone tagging this “I thought this was about spoon theory”: that works too. Here, you can have this post. It’s yours now. If you need me I’ll be emptying my ungodly overfilled cutlery bin from the dishwasher.

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unpretty:

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afeelgoodblog:

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

Article here | Organization here

#I love the hashtag women in STEM bc at first I thought they meant the rat 🙈 (via @sprotteswelt)

until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”

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dankmemeuniversity:

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